66+6 = 666 T-Shirt

The gates of Hell itself have opened; the numbers of the enemy are legion. His coming is prophesied in the sacred texts. He is the Antichrist, and his number is 666. This is the hour where the righteous will fall, and the Prince of Lies shall rule over the earth for a thousand generations.

But there's no need to look drab! Show your devotion to our dark lord and master by wearing one of these sporty tees this fall. Show off your dubious math skills! Flummox adherents of base 10! Or simply let your eyes roll back in their sockets and let the profane magic do its thing. It's either wear one of these or get a barcode tattooed to your forehead. I can't think of any better way to ride out Armageddon. Really, I can't.

• 50/50 cotton/poly.
• Seamless collar.
• Fully double-needle stitched.
• Taped neck and shoulders.